JoePa ... Part of a Balanced Breakfast

Have you ever been sitting at the breakfast table and thought to yourself, "Self, I could really go for a donut that's promoted by Joe Paterno." No? Just us huh?

Former Penn State running back and Hall of Famer Franco Harris owns a company called RSuper Foods (which apparently can't run a website) that makes Super Donuts and Super Buns. But these aren't just any donuts and buns (they're super, remember?), they have essential minerals, vitamins and protein (MVP, get it?). And guess who's one of their spokesmen? That's right Joe Paterno.

Nothing says health like a coke-bottle-glass wearing 80 year old man. But hey, if eating Super Donuts let's you run down a football field at 80+ years of age ...

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