The scene of the arrest--Whitelightning surrenders in a Copps parking lot.

Regulators!  Mount up!

Warren G. Whitelightning is on the lam. (Yes, that's really his name.)  The man with a hankering for stolen red-hot pickled sausages and a need for speed--his getaway car was a stolen donut truck--was a no-show for a sentencing hearing last Monday afternoon in Dane County Circuit Court.  An arrest warrant was issued late Monday afternoon for his apprehension.  Warren G. Whitelightning, where hath ye gone?  Perhaps we can follow the trail of donut crumbs.

It was a clear black night, a clear white moon, Warren G. was on the streets, trying to consume...eight giant red-hot pickled sausages he had just shoplifted from an Open Pantry when he spotted an unattended Krispy Kreme donut truck.  The drunken Whitelightning then drove the truck twice around the store's parking lot before leading UW and Madison PD (called in all the enforcements!) on a high-speed chase through Madison as donuts flew out of the back of the truck. Literally!  Check out the video here.  

Whitelightning faces sentencing on convictions of retail theft, truck theft, criminal damage to property, eluding officers, hit and run and his fourth time drunk driving, and a strong chance of two years behind bars followed by three years of extended supervision.

Nate Dogg could not be reached for comment.  I don't think this is ever going to get old.