Every college student goes home during the break and every college student has had an awkward run in with a friend who never left. The conversation is loaded with things you can't talk about such as: Dorm Life, made up drinking games, RA's, Sharing a Shower, Roommates, Clubs, Quads, Frats, School Traditions, College Bars, Skipping Class, Meal Points, etc.

What are you supposed to talk about?!!?

Through experience, here is every conversation I have had with a Stay-home-er.

Me- Oh Hey Buddy!

(AHHH Crap!!)

Stayed Home- Hey man, How have ya Been?

Me- Pretty good, Pretty Good...What have you been up to?

Stayed Home- Oh workin' and shit. F*** college, right?

(Yeah F*** College, F*** the thing that keeps me out of the town I was dying to leave)

Me- Haha...yeah man. So...You still live at your house?

Stayed Home- Yeah man...still living there...how long are you home?

Me- Oh just until the break is over...Sunday night, I leave sunday night.

(Whew...that was close)

Stayed home- Yeah man we should chill before you leave. I re-did my basement, put some couches down there and s***.

Me- Sounds good man.

(Couldn't care less)

Stayed Home- Yeah man lemme get your number!

Me- Sure Sure, yeah man give me a call...

(I know he/she wont call so its no pressure, this seems like the end of the conversation!)

Stayed Home- So...where are you at again?

(S***!)

Me- St. John's University

Stayed Home- Oh where is that?

Me- It's in the city dude.

Stayed Home- Oh get outta here! S*** man I gotta come out and visit.

(You will NEVER visit me, NEVER)

Me- Yeah man next time you are out gimme a call we can hang out.

(With all the things in NYC, the last thing you will think about is me)

Stayed Home- Yeah dude I love the city man...

(Alright this conversation has to end now)

Me-Well hey listen I gotta mingle so...

Stayed Home- Yeah man, hey listen I brought the Coors so take one if you want.

(Wow Coors! That is great because it's not like I drink that every weekend)

Me- Oh thanks buddy!

(Oh wow that was bad. Thank God we didn't make plans)