Drunkasaurus Rex is largely the stuff of myth, but every once in a while, Mr. Rex makes an appearance. If you haven’t ever had the grace to meet the biggest photo whore this side of Hollywood, here’s what you’re missing.

Name: Drunkasaurus Rex, also goes by Krunkasaurus Rex
Location: House parties mingling with androgynous looking upperclassmen

What others are saying about Rexy:

Damn. If I had known that the key to hotness was having green scaley skin and a mouth that opens and closes on command (oh, wait. Duh), I’d be getting a lot more action.  Mad props, Rexy boy.  Mad props.Link: http://berkeley.facebook.com/profile.php?id=507778443