With college decisions just around the corner, campus has been inundated with potential students. Tours run year-round, but they seem to be larger and more frequent recently--so much so that traffic jams like this one are occurring all over campus. As annoying as it may seem, remember we're trying to woo them to come to Berkeley. Next time you see a group, make sure you put your best foot forward: Clutch your coffee tightly, glance around suspiciously, laugh maniacally, cry out in agony at the weight of your bookbag, and shake your head vigorously as if to say, "No, it is not a wonderland of napping on Memorial Glade and hum-drumming with professors. It is midterm hell 26 weeks a year. And then finals." That way, they'll know what they're really in for when they come to Berkeley.