Thanks to Yesterday's Victory, Oregon Now Belongs to Northern California

Posted by sunshinethewerewolf 09/30/2007 7:51 PM

Tags: 3 Cal, west coast, football, i need to stop with the hyphy cliches

Thanks to Yesterday's Victory, Oregon Now Belongs to Northern California

Your new flag, biyatch.

The gods of football have spoken: Oregon is now Bear Territory. This 31-24 victory means Oregon's citizens, under penalty of death, must now use the term "hella," and only E-40 and Keak the Sneak can be sold in local music stores. I have included links so Oregon can better adapt to life as a conquered state.

(Maybe if we pray to the gods more they will give us USC.)

Comments

Johnnyboy says,

First of all, there are enough NorCal kids (myself included) at the U of O that hella has already migrated upwards...Second of all, "maybe if we pray to the gods more they will give us USC?" Last time I checked USC was already a part of California. You lost me with that one. Posted 09/30/2007 9:24 PMReply

Ms.RedCup says,

I think he means Northern California, not the entire state, and the day I see a USC student spouting the word "hella", is the day...well, when Berkeley beats USC. Posted 10/02/2007 11:31 PMReply