First of all, who knew Stalkerslist had a "rants & raves" section? Well I sure didn't.

But once I discovered this pretty useless addition to the already simple yet functional (where else can you find free chain-link fences at a moment's notice?) website, I couldn't help but see if people were ravin' about Tufts (or as Stalkerslist calls it "Tufts Area").

This particular post asks for email responses on what people "think of West Medford." Well, for starters I think that's a dumb question. People in West Medford don't actually THINK. But that minor detail aside, if I were to humor the post-writer, I would say West Medford boasts a wide array of fabulous things.

Like the scar that is the Commuter Rail that slices the neighborhood in two, preventing Romeo and Juliet from ever knowing each other (in the biblical sense) . Or the occasional campus groper or iPod stealer/car window breaker. Heck, West Medford is even home over-priced "inspired" burritos, LOCO style. What more do you want from West Medford, pers-390377917@craigslist.org?