In a few minutes, Natalie Portman will be speaking at Sibley Auditorium. Contrary to rumors, she will not be speaking about why Queen Amidala was so worthless or what drugs George Lucas took when he created Jar Jar Binks.

Rather, she is speaking about micro-finance in third world countries. If you recall from her SNL rap, she went to Harvard. Which makes her not only prettier than us, but also smarter.

Perhaps this presentation isn't the best time to propose to her....