And when you clicked the link to this post, you probably thought, "awesome, now I'll know where those notorious characters went." Well, sorry, this post is actually an honest question: where are they now?

Ilana Nankin
Miss Nankin, class of '09, was notorious in last year's ASUC Senate race for her ambitious campaign strategy of personally flagging down students and speaking to them at any time, any place. This plan backfired as she did not win the election; many speculate her excessive approach actually deterred voters rather than attracted them (her presence was often met with "oh **** here she comes").

She was not seen campaigning this year. So, dear reader, if you have any idea where she is now, please let us know.

(note: Nankin attended the same high school as one of sunshinethewerewolf's ex-girlfriends. Yeesh)

Alan the Omelette Cook
Alan was the best omelette cook Crossroads Dining Hall ever had. His omelette bar always drew long lines during weekend brunches. He was also known for hoarse voice, which sounded like Cookie Monster meets Moe from the Simpsons, which was especially surprising coming from a little Asian guy. The omelette bar was discontinued last year, and Alan was not seen on brunch detail since. Rumors spread that omelettes were served on Tuesday and Thursday mornings, but who goes to the dining halls on Tuesday and Thursday mornings? Please tell me, where is he now?

High-Pitched Ramona's Lady
Everyone's favorite Cal dining worker was the High-Pitched Ramona's Lady, who, despite her job serving food to the ingrateful jackasses who attend Cal, blesses her customers with a very enthusiastic "THANK YOU VERY MUCH ENJOY." It makes that reheated cup of "soup" that much more enjoyable. She hasn't been seen at the campus restaurant for a long time. Where is she now?

(note: the facebook group devoted to her reports that she may have been diagnosed with cancer. I hope she knows the whole school is praying for her.)

The Hooker from Putnam Porn
Yes, the infamous Putnam Porn, which sits so firmly on the fence between hysterically funny and shamefully embarassing. We all know the dude got expelled. We all know everyone who lives in Putnam Hall washes their sheets multiple times. But where is that hooker? Do we really want to know?

Ms.RedCup
Ms.RedCup was the first contributor to BerkeleyOTR, creating many fan favorites, including the Weekend Recaps and Hobo Roundups. She has not posted any articles since last semester. Where is she now?

(note: yes, sunshinethewerewolf knows Ms.RedCup's identity, but alas, cannot call her. Too awkward after what happened that one night. Just kidding)