Do you like when people ask you for money? What if they’re wearing orange? Yeah, no one really does; chances are you probably blow them off and tell them to “jog on”. Well, you are also probably a douche.

Calpirg is going around to recruit for their orange army; the recruiter announced that Calpirg has all the answers to global warming. Yes, all the answers. They have plans to make super fuel-efficient cars and build completely green buildings. The reason global warming is so important is because of polar bears, which may go “extinct” within the next 50 years. Ha, that’s funny. Obviously Calpirg has never seen Lost, which proves that polar bears can live in tropical climates as well.

...Season 4 begins in February 2008.