I'm sure everyone has or knows someone who has at some point had a pregnancy scare. Apparently first years fail to realize that alcohol and hormones and horny guys mix together like jungle juice without the rufies (i.e. disgustingly). Given the number of pregnant girls around campus, though, I'm going to go out on a limb and say most of these things blow over (pun away if you must) after countless attempts at peeing onto one of those sticks while standing in your dorm's coed bathroom. Yes, college is a great time for experimenting.

Well, the point I have been laboriously trying to get to is that, today, Juno was released on DVD. And while many of you will probably point out that this has nothing to do with Davis, let me remind you that we all get drunk, we all have sex, and we all know condoms are about 100x more difficult to put on intoxicated.

Link: http://www.foxsearchlight.com/juno/