When it comes to getting out of tickets, girls across the country should get together and write a manual. With an upward push of their breasts and the sly hint of a smile, a girl is well-equipped to flirt her way out of speeding violation. But now with the implementation of speed cameras on highways, girls and guys alike will have to figure out new tactics.

Luckily, OTR has your back and has generously provided a list of helpful tips for getting out of a speeding ticket with a . . . cop camera. 

Like the jerks at EZ Pass, the government does not have anyone on-site to issue the ticket so your luck depends on a complaint phone call after receiving the fine in the mail.

-  Lie, Lie, Lie – With an elaborately planned lie, you can get out of most tickets. When placing the call, make sure to mention one (or all, if you’re ambitious) of the following: you were suffering from a stomach flu, one of your passengers needed to be rushed to the hospital or you were late for an life-changing family event.

- Find Them Before They Fine You – To avoid being hit with a nasty fine, buy a GPS or a radar detector. Some GPS systems have the capacity to spot oncoming speed cameras and radar detectors start beeping obnoxiously before you run into a cop or speed camera. Radar detectors are illegal in some states so look into that before making the investment.

- Get Rid Of The Evidence – Claim your speedometer is broken and get it “fixed” at an auto shop then present the receipt as proof that your speedometer was broken and because of it you had no concept of speed.