Beware, the drink vending machines at Loree Hall over on Douglass College are vengeful machines. One refuses money altogether, while the other openly robs students as they try to quench their thirst with a Mountain Dew.

Sullen Dude: It wouldn't vend
Dude #2: Dude, at least it gave your money back
Sullen Dude: I put in $1.25.
Dude #2: What's the problem?
Sullen Dude: It gave me back 75 cents...

Hearing this, the line behind him dissipated in an instant, students fearfully tucking away their dollar bills for fear of a similar fate.