It’s July, and if you’ve nevered touched a live woman’s breast then you know exactly what that means: San Diego Comi-Con. SDCC is only the greatest annual migration from mom’s basement to a location that isn’t a comic book store, 7-11, or World of Warcraft. If you’re lucky enough (read: girlfriendless) to find yourself in San Diego from today (July 24) until Sunday (July 27), make your way over to the San Diego Convention Center. They wouldn’t let me in because my stormtrooper costume didn’t have the right markings…I mean, I have a girlfriend who isn’t my right hand.

Link: http://www.comic-con.org/cci/