It’s pretty cool when you put your alma mater in sticker form on the back window of your car. It says “Hey, I drive a shitty 12 year old Saturn with plastic doors, but my penis is larger than yours because I went to a better school.” It’s probably even cooler when you use some fictional school, especially if it’s from Star Trek (God, your penis must be HUGE).

Note: Sorry, just looked up the definition of “cool”; I think I meant “lame and won’t ever get laid”.

Link: http://www.collegeotr.com/265 (yeah, that's me, please view my posts: I need the self-esteem)