Dude, did you hear S.O.S. and ASUCD teamed up to bring snowboarders and snow and ramps to Davis. Yeah, it's gonna be awesome. There's gonna be tricks and sh*t and SWAG and they are trucking in snow from 100 miles away. It's called Rail Jam and it's going to be awesome.

WRONG
 
Rail Jam has been canceled because those b*tches couldn't figure out how they want to bring the ramps. Game. Set. Match. Dude.