Thursday (May 22) is a very important and special day. While most of you have already said, “Yeah, that’s the day North Yemen and South Yemen unified to become the Republic of Yemen,” I’m going to have to say, yes, while you may be correct, you are actually wrong, because no one cares about Yemen and I refuse to use a map.

The other event going on that day (the one of utmost importance) is Sex Fest ’08. Before you get really excited and create a gaping hole in your schedule (I’ll stop with the terrible puns now), the name is a bit deceiving. While Sex Fest is part of Generation Sex week, there is actually very little sex that goes on…since it is in the quad. Sex fest is more about giving out free condoms and lube and replacing as many parts of words with “sex” as possible (like sexpertise).

Anyways, there’s no real reason why you shouldn’t come out to Sex Fest. If you are having sex, free condoms and lube are always welcome, and if you aren’t having sex you don’t want the people who are having sex to know that you are sad and lonely and spend each night clinging to your weighted companion cube crying in the corner.

I will now show off just how mature I am: boobies, boobies, penis, vagina, penis, vagina!

Link: http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=11376844430