1. It involves speaking to each other and I don’t mean professing true love, I mean the dirty kind… 

2. 95% of the time, it’s for fun, not babies… 

3. The fact that alcohol makes you more promiscuous might not always be a bad thing… 

4. On the lips might be the most boring place to be kissed… 

5. It takes practice and a lot of confidence to do it like the porn stars… 

6. It feels better without condoms, but wear one anyway! (Your existence might have been their mistake)… 

7. A headache is a good way to get out of sex…but the endorphins actually cure one, so get on that (literally) instead of complaining… 

8. The hotter the room, the hotter the sex… 

9. It’s not like the movies and it’s not like TV unless you’re just that good… 

10. Men will never last as long as you need them too…