The Paper In Review: Bitching, Crying, and Sad Comments

The Paper In Review: Bitching, Crying, and Sad Comments
apparently commas are illegal on the internets
As a disclaimer, let me say that when I say “sad”, I really mean retarded. Retarded not in the sense of poor grammar, but more in the sense of “oh, how retarded of you to leave an essay comment explaining your personal point of view/opinions.” If people wanted to hear your thoughts and opinions, they’d give you a blog (why I have one, I will never know).

Nice try, THe_Jazziest, but here are some pointers for next time:
1. Punctuation. This is usually a requirement for being coherent.
2. Capitalization. While people may tell you that CAPS LOCK is cruise control to cool on the internet, it is in fact, not. HOW OBNOXIOUS IS IT WHEN I TYPE LIKE THIS.
3. Thoughts. Keep them to yourself. The last thing I want when watching my webisode of The Paper is seeing your comma-less, exclamation point happy, schizophrenically capitalized “opinion” screaming out how awesome you are to not only be the first one to post a comment (showing your dedication to the show) but also possess an opinion that is valid because you watch MTV and you are “hip”.

The episode itself was the usual high school, know it all drama, with everyone ganging up on the editor-in-chief. It was everything you would expect from a show about real high schoolers until the very end, when Adam storms out crying. This is, after all, why we love him. In the end nothing is resolved ensuring another great episode next week.

Best Line (Adam): “Let’s spread our emotions around.”

Link: http://www.mtv.com/overdrive/?id=1586983&vid=231641
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