UNC Becomes Even More Communist?

UNC Becomes Even More Communist?
I don't completely agree with the logic here, but there's nothing else going on at the moment besides discussion of that miserable game on Saturday, so what the heck:

If there are 1.3 billion people in China
And the Chinese love basketball, and as a result, Michael Jordan
And Michael Jordan went to UNC-Chapel Hill
Then by transitive property of ALL THINGS GOOD:
Then, that’s at least 1.3 billion people in Carolina blue today.

As if republicans didn't hate us enough!

(This little distraction came from here).

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