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We forgot to review all the stories from last week, but three weeks into the semester we're finally back into mid-semester form. And so ... It's often hard to remember everything that happened over the course of the week. But we're here to help. Here's our weekly review of the most important stories of the week ... or at least what we chose to write about.

• State Patty's Day will be happening on March 1, but why wait until March to celebrate a holiday early. That's why we implemented IndePennState Day for next Monday. This way all Penn State students  can celebrate the Fourth of July together!
• The Penn State football team isn't the only group of student athlete trouble makers in State College. Even the visiting teams can't stay away from the cops.
• The Collegian doesn't bad headlines mean end Collegian. Maybe LOLcats are writing headlines for The Collegian.
• Even though they claim that 65% of them got laid that night, Beta Sigma Beta posted a "vaguely" homo-erotic video of the brothers performing to Call on Me. Shirtless guys laying on the floor doing pelvis thrusts while other guys stand above them giving a "gimme more" motion. Nah, nothing homo-erotic about that. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
• Joe Paterno came out of hiding to visit future Michigan QB Terrelle Pryor and try to convince him to attend PSU. It seemed to work really well, since Pryor afterward said "I just don't know about the area up there. I don't know if I'd like being in that kind of area." ****!
• On Thursday, Venues, The Collegian's art magazine put up an "explicit" interview on their website because ... well, why the **** not.
• Penn State president Graham Spanier took up some space in today's Collegian to debunk some "myths" about the university. Turns out it's the alumni and state's fault for that high tuition of ours because they don't give us enough money. Cheap bastards.