Why have a theme or decorations or facebook invites? This house party last weekend at a house off telegraph and carleton proves all you need's a keg and a beerpong table.

Theme: one of the resident's 22nd birthday, which resulted in a 22 second long kegstand.

Booze: besides the keg of Bud Light, handles of vodka, rum, and margaritaville tequila, and, for some reason, a 12 pack of st. pauli's girl was chillin' on the counter.

Music: the sound of ping pong balls and people spilling foam from red plastic cups. also heard some morissey in the mix.

Costumes: everyone put on they drunkface! oh god someone's going to make that a chorus to a rap song.

Highlights: people doing consecutive keg-stands

Low points: someone spilled a full cup of crisp, bubbly Bud Light on the hardwood floor, and then someone dropped a deck of cards into it. Not sure what cost more, the beer or the cards.

Rating: 4/5. Occum would have loved this party (Occum, you know, as in Occum's Razor, you know, simplicity is the best route, anyone? okay maybe not)