So it’s pretty clear The Paper is great (and if you don’t think so, you’re stupid). And while it’s also been established that Adam is by far the most fabulous character on the show, Dan, a staff writer, has shown just why Cypress Bay High School was chosen for MTV’s new reality show.

In this week’s episode, we got to see Dan’s genitals touched, hear Dan reflect on teenage love,  and, of course, his best line: “It’s like a Smirf j*zzed on my face”. Oh yeah, did I also mention they talk about poop? Godd*mn I want to be on a school newspaper. Aggie, are you still taking applications? (just kidding, I meant a real newspaper).

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