What is a turkey drop?

- A turkey drop is a summer or high school relationship fizzling out due to college conditions by the thanksgiving break.

"Well hey man, me and my girl are super tight! I mean we talk everynight on the phone and AIM."

- That is meaningless. After a month of talking on the phone to somebody that you used to see and have casual sex with everyday, you get EXTREMELY BORED. Take it from somebody who has been there and back. You run out of conversation really fast and end up skipping every other day just to gather up talking points.

"But my boyfriend/girlfriend came to visit and all we did was just hang out. It was great!"

- You probably spent most of the time having sex. When you weren't, you were thinking about when the next time you have sex will be. You are backed up. That's all.

"My boyfriend/girlfriend and I talk about getting married someday"

- If you are a guy saying this, you don't mean it. If you are a girl saying this, you mean it. Which is scarey. You aren't even 21 for Christ sake!

"She wouldn't cheat, she says I am big"

- She says that because she loves you. As soon as you cheat on her, or break up. You will go back to being "ok" or "I don't wanna talk about it" or "He would hate me if i told you".

"He wouldn't cheat, he loves me"

- Maybe he wouldn't, but he thinks about it everyday. More importantly, he has already put it together that since he thinks about it you might think about it as well. This has already made him paranoid. 

Listen, I know that sometimes you do marry your high school sweet heart. I also know that you have four years (six if you go to grad school) to have as much fun as possible. After that you can't put drinking photos on you facebook, you have to go to a tailor, and you have you care about your credit score. These fours years are essential crazy times, don't waste them on the phone looking out your hallway mirror wishing you were partying, oh thats right...you don't mind that at all.