Everyone knows Gainesville is a college town but for some people that carries a lot more weight than for others: "Who the **** lives in Gainesville if you don’t go to UF? You should just be shot in the face for that decision!"

Person with too much time on their hands: Have you ever thought that maybe somewhere watermelons taste like the flavor of watermelon candies?
Friend: I don’t give watermelons that much thought.

Group of people shopping at Target:
Girl #1: I saw something like that at Bed Bath and Beyond but I don’t know how expensive it was.
Girl #2: I’m sure there’s something similar at Walmart for cheap.
Girl #3: Mainstays $12.99...I think we've been living in Gainesville too long.

I hope she doesn’t get back together with this guy:
“I dunno, it’s just that for some reason we're drawn to each other. He showed up at my house today after I called the cops on him last night!"

Girl #1: Where did you park?
Girl #2: College Park. I always feel weird saying that, ‘cause I feel like I should be surrounded by Bubba Sparxx and the Ying Yang Twins

Doing sit-ups at the gym:
Girl #1: How many have you done?

Gym Rat: I dunno, after 15 I stop counting
Girl #1: So you could be at like 37.
Gym Rat: But it’s probably more like 16.