Jack Sparrow Is Too Sexy For Disneyland

Jack Sparrow Is Too Sexy For Disneyland

If pirates are sexy (as if there was any question!) than Jack Sparrow is the King of All Things Sexy. It’s not his fault, then, that the young’uns at Disneyland just can’t handle the hotness.
 

Still, the Mouse House must do what the Mouse House must do, so Disneyland fired the four actors who played Jack Sparrow at the “Pirates of the Caribbean” ride. It seems as though young female park-goers couldn’t help but flash the hunky actors late at night, according to one former cast member.
 

KTLA.com explains the phenomenon:

"They lost control when they saw Jack Sparrow," said former pirate Brandon Pinto, who left the role after a dispute with management a year ago. "This is a sexy, rock-star pirate."

The times have certainly changed. I’m pretty sure Mickey Mouse didn’t get quite the boobtastic welcome.
 

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Anonymous
jack sparrow is a great pirate.... :D Posted 12/08/2008 1:20 PMReply
Anonymous
i dont think little kids get it yet... so hes just a cool pirate for them Posted 12/08/2008 1:21 PMReply
Anonymous
haha thats funny Posted 12/08/2008 1:22 PMReply
Anonymous
wonder what rides these guys are workin now Posted 12/08/2008 1:23 PMReply

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