As unbelievable as this sounds, it actually happened.

Johnny Quest: So what the hell went on after I left?
Angry Friend: OK, so we were all at Shannon's upstairs and apparently Adam and Josh decide to stop by at 2 AM.
AF: They're hammered, and they bang on the door and yell, but since the apartment is far down the hall, no one can hear them. So they circle around to Shannon's roomate Kelly's room, the only one with a window on the ground floor.
AF: Kelly has been sleeping since 10 PM since she has an exam the next day.
AF: So drunk Adam and Josh think it's a good idea to start tearing away her bolted down screen to get in.
JQ: No way.
AF: Oh did I mention Adam and Josh have never met Kelly before?
AF: She starts screaming, "What the ****! Who the **** are you?" and I shit you not, this a direct quote from Adam:
AF: "Shut the **** up bitch! Stop bein' so damn loud!"
JQ: You've got to be kidding...
AF: Kelly runs out of her room screaming, they tumble onto her bed which is right next to the window, and they just walk upstairs to see Shannon.
AF: Shannon slaps both of them, Adam proceeds to show us all his Soulja Boy dance and they leave.
AF: And Kelly is still hysterical and thinks she had a heart attack.
JQ: This is a whole new level of Adam-ness.
AF: Like this is what it would be like if you made up a ridiculous story about Adam that was something so ****-ish it couldn't possibly be real. But it is.

Wow. I know some cool people.