Yolanda King. Yolanda Freakin' King.

Baby, it's time you join the ranks and get put On Notice at Tufts OTR. And, if the entire Tufts community could put you On Notice, they would. Trust.

Let's face it. Shitty dorms, a lottery system as efficient as monkeys picking assignments out of a hat, and placing sixty billion freshmen--guaranteed housing--on the waitlist. But the Medford Hyatt business?

Yolanda, it's the last straw. There is no respect left for you, the Office of Residential Life, or confidence in the fact that Carmichael cockroaches won't come back and attack.  Hmm, smells like a campus revolt in the works...