Things that come to mind when discovering this personalized embroidered Ralph Lauren polo on a U of M student:

1. He's a part of a set of preppy triplets, and Mom didn't want their clothes to get mixed up.

2. He enjoys getting naked frequently, but still wants his shirt returned to him by the end of the night.

3. He has amnesia and has to constantly be reminded of his own name.

4. The shirt was specially designed by Ralph Lauren's often overshadowed little brother, Patrick Lauren

5. Phi Psi has gone too far with their new pledge shirts.

Any other explanations are welcome.