7:22 AM - Sirens. Domestic dispute near Cannon.

7:59 AM - Garbage men come and loudly empty the numerous dumpsters on 9th.

9:43 AM - Everyone begins to wake up and the traffic becomes more regular. "Crank That Soulja Boy" is heard in every car passing by.

11:02 AM - Neighbors across the street begin a yelling match. The woman is addicted to weed and the man is a raging alcoholic. The two try to decide which is worse.

11:33 AM - Apparently the weed addiction is worse.

1:54 PM - Neighbor's pitbull takes a giant dump on the front lawn.

5:16 PM - Two neighboring dogs begin to fight and the owners just laugh.

5:22 PM - The Rotweiller wins.

7:19 PM - Weed woman begins rebuttal, but is soundly defeated again by drunken quips.

9:22 PM - Weed woman throws out alcoholic man's stuff, having lost the previous battles but assuredly winning the war.

10:44 PM - Alcoholic man comes back, presumably from the bar, to find his belongings on the lawn.

11:02 PM - Sirens. Domestic dispute across the street. Alcoholic man pulls out a late victory.