Last April Isla Vista was blessed with a glimpse of Mother Nature rarely seen--a dead sperm whale, washed up on our shores. No one would have guessed that the Gods of the sea would grace us with yet another dead whale carcass so soon. But this time it’s not going to be just a deep-sea dwelling 30 foot Sperm Whale. This could be a 70 FOOT BLUE WHALE!

The Santa Barbara Natural Museum of History says that they have spotted the dead blue whale floating in the Santa Barbara Channel for the past couple of days. Either it will wash up on shore, or the current may take it back away from the channel and father out to sea. None of us want to miss the opportunity to see 70 feet of rotting whale carcass, so cross your fingers/pray/give sacrificial offerings to King Triton so we can get this thing to float our way.