Just as Dor No Cotevelo predicted, the bike path has been a spot of extreme frustration and hilarity during the first few sunny days of Fall Quarter. Upper classmen have had some choice words of advice for freshmen as they, literally, find their way at our great school. Here are some gems:

"Remember when you had to color in between the lines, not too long ago? Stay in the lines right now!"

"Don't just stop in the middle, please"

"This is just like Ben Hur with more dumb blondes and Starbucks"

"Hey! Just don't stop!"

"DON'T STOP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE GODDAMN PATH!"