If there is one thing UCSB has, it is a healthy number of Douchey Bros looking to nail girls in uncomfortable places. No, not the back of a VW Bug.

But don't underestimate the wealth of douchey knowledge here at UCSB! This Douchey Bro (actually played by a very respectable, egalitarian, and emotionally sensitive blogger) happens to be an expert on how dirty boys get, well, almost all of the stains out of their Jockeys. Let's watch!

Thanks big time to Oy to the World, who made this clip as well as the last two possible and, more importantly, plausible.