"Obama's coming to UCSB! Obama's coming to UCSB! Everyone go! Be supportive!" That's how the Facebook event--since removed--was introduced to hundreds of invitees.

But wait, what source did this random bozo event-creator based his facts on? Why, the infamous Santa Barbara News Press. (Don't laugh yet!) This poor Obama lover was forced to cancel the event based on credible information from the Independent. It just goes to show, check the source before getting hopes up and earning the coveted "bozo" title.

Sorry. Maybe a quick view Obama's Girl shaking it will wash the nasty taste of the News Press out of your mouth.