UCSB OTR: Fact: Your Bike Will Be Violated...Much Like Your Daughters

Fact: Your Bike Will Be Violated...Much Like Your Daughters

Posted by moosebreath 09/24/2007 4:25 PM
Category: Tags: freshmen, move in, quotables, bike

Fact: Your Bike Will Be Violated...Much Like Your Daughters

Things to Avoid: Buying an Expensive Bike; Paul Reubens, in general

Potable Quotables from UCSB's weekend move-in:

Friend watching freshmen buy bikes: "Oh, you just bought a $300 bike for Isla Vista, where hundreds get stolen every year? You must be a Communications major. Sorority Rush is right down the street."
Guy walking by Francisco Torres dorms after a deep breath: "Ahh, you can smell the vulnerability."
Girl at a party on DP watching a group of freshman guys walk by: "Of course you're a freshman; you don't have a fat, beer gut yet."
One friend to another: "I got dropped from all of my classes because of some stupid goddamn tuition fees." - "You were actually planning on going to class?"
One guy to another, at Costco, while buying 7 36-packs of Coors Light: "That dad over there looks like he wants to know where you're taking all that beer" -- "His daughter's dorm room."