Apparently this dude with unfortunate facial hair stabbed a UCSB graduate in IV a few weeks ago. The stabee was skateboarding down the 6600 block of Sabado Tarde when he (allegedly) noticed two men screaming and being hella agressive towards a woman. He stopped to try and break up the fight and wound up with quite the wound (you're welcome in advance for the word play). He was shanked twice, puncturing his lung. The perp fled the scene, only to drunkenly crash his car along Highway 101 an hour later and be taken into custody by a CHP.

Despite how horrifying this story is, my attention was soley directed towards the picture of the accused--who totally looks like Freddie Prinze Jr. Well, Freddie Prinze Jr. after he had a few drinks, a DUI arrest, and stabbed a guy.