Do you ever watch reality TV (and I know you do) and think to yourself, "How do they get people to act so stupid?" Well, if BU Today can do it time and time again, apparently it's not that hard. This time, BU Today introduces CGS freshman Jennifer Riley. The bright young CGS student chose BU because, hey, "Who needs the Ivies when you’ve got BU?" Yeah, that's what most CGS kids say.

Luckily, Riley proves her intelligence throughout the interview. "I may never understand 'inbound' and 'outbound' trains," she says, "[but] I plan to use Boston’s resources to the fullest." At least, all the resources within walking distance of campus. Like the Popeyes in Kenmore Square. But I understand her confusion. After all, I don't think they have subways where she's from: Manhattan.

Welcome, Ms. Riley. Represent BU proudly.