For hip hop fans, Vandy's certainly the place to be for the next few weeks. Not only is the renowned Kanye coming October 12, but this Friday, Beta has somehow gotten their sleazy hands on Bubba Sparx(xx).

Born with the wonderfully Vanderbilt-worthy name "Warren Anderson Mathis", Mr. Sparxx will be performing his (one) hit, Ms New Booty, along with a couple dozen songs nobody has ever heard of.

Still, quite the achievement for a frat party. If anyone could have done it, it's Beta Theta Pi, who, despite their rep for being unforgivable douchebags, have remained one of the best fraternities on campus for the past few decades. 

It's not the house: other than their huge porch, Beta's residence is no nicer than any of the other frats. And it's certainly not the brothers: Betas are not stunning enough to make up for thier arrogance. And it can't be their respect for women: their past two frat party themes being "GI Joes & Barbie Hoes" and "Middle School Mixer" (read: freshmen in schoolgirl skirts).

Admittedly, Beta throws a great bash. The bushes surrounding the porch offer a surreptitious environment for vomiting, and beer is always available in the basement if they have run out on the main floor. All other frats hate Beta, all sorority females love them.

The brothers of Beta are this week's Greeks of the Week not only for anticipation of their upcoming performer, but because three people suffered broken bones at their last party, Beta Luau. YEEEAAAH!! CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG!!