What's better than a juicy Craigslist personals ad? A juicy Craigslist personals ad with audio and visual aids, of course...

College can be a cold, cruel world. Between class, studying, work and/or binge drinking, sometimes the search for true love can fall by the wayside. Good thing there's Craigslist to fall back on -- and good thing it's so easily searchable!

That's how Details came across this particularly colorful ad, and made it the latest addition to their Songs in the Key of Craigslist video series. The kicker: We have it on good authority that this poignant little diamond in the rough was posted by a University of Vermont student (please, don't ask us to reveal our sources).

Some highlights: he is "in between jobs," might live with his mother, enjoys sci-fi, food, sex, and is both "a one-way ticket to a fun time" and "pretty much the ultimate man." Considering the evidence (including but not limited to that expansive gut), it would be difficult to disagree.

Craigslist personals ads are basically the gold standard in time wasters. So take a break from studying for finals, suspend your disbelief and watch the Guitar Hero rock out for love. And if you're not going to watch it for the comedy, at least watch it for the girls in their underwear writhing around.