Dear DM,

Having had a roommate on your executive board for the last two years, I have heard about you non-stop. Even now that you're over, I still hear about you at least once a week.

Then, two days ago, one of your enthusiasts invited me to a facebook event for DM 2009. 2009. As in, almost an entire year away. DM, I've had just about enough. I don't want to hate you, but I'm just about there.

I'm happy that you have new co-chairs and it's great that you've picked a new beneficiary, but the last thing I need is a facebook invitation to an event that is ten months away in a town I will no longer be living in.

In short, give it a rest, DM. Something tells me everyone on this campus will remember you exist without getting year-early event invitations.

Sincerely,
an apathetic graduate who is "maybe attending" DM 2009 (to be nice.)