This past spring, it was announced that Jefferey Jordan (son of Michael Jordan) is coming to Champaign and playing on the basketball team. Though this means absolutely nothing in terms of how the team will perform -- Jeff is a walk-on, and mediocre according to scouting reports -- it does mean this: something that sprouted from Air Jordan’s loins could be sitting next to you during an Econ lecture in Foellinger Hall!

With move-in day upon us, the question is whether or not MJ will help his son settle into dorm life. Here's the best way to spot the living legend carrying a microfridge if and when he does. 

If you notice, Scott Hall has been replaced by Space Jam Hall. Scott would be the most likely place for Mini-J to live; Not only is the six pack the best for sweet partying, but it’s also close to sweet athletic facilities. Move-in starts at 9 a.m. Saturday, but set up your lawn chairs at 6 to avoid crowds. Sit at the corner of Peabody and First and face northeast. MJ will probably try to blend in, but here’s a helpful tip: he’s the 6’ 4” guy with sunglasses and surrounded by 4 bodyguards. 

Here are some other places to spot 23 on the 18th:
-Illini Grove: the secret basketball court in the middle of the woods would let him ease some tension about his son growing up.
-East West Fast Food: I’ve never seen anyone inside there, he’ll be perfectly secluded.
-The Top of Altgeld Hall: It seems appropriate for him to observe us normal folks from the top of a creepy bell tower.