UCSB OTR: Manipulating New Roommates, the 30 Part Series: Part One, Tall Friend!

Manipulating New Roommates, the 30 Part Series: Part One, Tall Friend!

Posted by moosebreath 09/21/2007 12:30 AM
Category: Tags: assholes, roommates, dorms, tall friend, cookies

Let's face it, when you're short, it can feel like everyone is looking down on you. That's why you need to find a tall friend to help you:

1. Hang Things in Your Room
2. Grab the Cookies on top of the refrigerator
3. Help your friends find the spot you happen to be sitting near at the beach

"Yeah, just look for my tall, blonde friend. Yeah, the one that looks like an ****. I know they all look kinda like ****s, but... Hey, there you are! Thanks, tall friend!!"

+ 2 comments

Anonymous says,

That is the worst ****ing video I have ever seen. Horrible lighting, who the **** are these people, silhouette bitch and Giant Douche man? At least the acting was on par with with a third rate prono. Honestly , THROW YOUR VIDEO CAMERA AWAY. Posted 11/01/2007 2:12 PMReply

Anonymous says,

I like third-rate porn--especially with silhouette lighting! Hmmmm...giant tall blond guy and tiny short brown-haired girl...meeting to nail things to the wall...oh, oh my... Posted 11/14/2007 7:14 PMReply