Let's face it, when you're short, it can feel like everyone is looking down on you. That's why you need to find a tall friend to help you:

1. Hang Things in Your Room
2. Grab the Cookies on top of the refrigerator
3. Help your friends find the spot you happen to be sitting near at the beach

"Yeah, just look for my tall, blonde friend. Yeah, the one that looks like an ****. I know they all look kinda like ****s, but... Hey, there you are! Thanks, tall friend!!"