Bored? Can't sleep? Need a dildo?

Well the Hatchet has a report on just how to get one.

The latest craze to hit insane GW girls is Slumber Parties Inc., the raunchy door-to-door dildo supplier that has been hooking up girls with brand new sex toys such as the "super stretch for him" with "lickity stiff lime", the "double trouble" with "wet platinum silicone", "nympho niagra" and of course, "xscream." Unfortunately, the fan favorites "ass destroyer" and "beef supreme" are currently unavailable.

The process is fairly simple: just book a party, invite some of your closest gal pals over, and a Slumber Parties Inc. distributer will play some relaxing music and peddle her x-rated wares. Girls are even encouraged to take the most promising products for a test drive, all at the expense of only your pride and shame!

One testimonial describes the company as "classy and tasteful." But you most can only respond with "WTF?!?"

Sidenote: GW's party (hosted by junior Sara Yoffe) brought in enough cash for Slumber Parties Inc. that two girls won vouchers for a weekend at a hotel and a total of $300 in gift certificates.