The sassy senoritas of the largest Latina sorority on campus (yeah, there are actually two) have surpassed every low expectation for a multicultural student organization.

Lambda Theta Alpha is bringing Jaslene Gonzalez, America's Next Tyra Protege, to NU next Thursday to tell us where the hell she comes from, to get an idea of what she's been through. Now that's what I call cultural diversity, service.

Unlike almost every other ANTM winner before her, the Chacha Diva has actually made some sort of splash in the fashion world. Last month she walked at a New York fashion show where, according to a reliable source, she was way fierce!

Just goes to show that anorexic-looking drag queens with thick Puerto Rican accents make good models. NU students? Not so much.