And that is why you should always start with a topless pic.

Remember the days of getting a boring lecture from some jackass in the government that had a day to spare? One high school auditorium got a little more excitement pumped into their lecture last week.

It appears that Matt Barrett, after putting in his memory stick, gave the crowd a little taste of the good life when a topless picture came on screen. You would think that a Democrat would choose something less conservative, like a full-frontal or a 3-way.

Since everyone likes to see their tax dollars at work, a full police investigation was put together for this "atrocity". Reports of the investigation are pointing all signs to a teenage son with a knack for Google Image searching.

Matt Barrett, famous for nothing (as evident by lack of a Wikipedia page), will always have a special place in the hearts of the pre-pubescent teens in the audience that day.