Friday night marks the season opening game for our reigning NCAA men’s soccer champions. With this date fast approaching, it seems as though now may be the last appropriate time to rub salt in UCLA’s embarrassing loss of a wound. With no further ado, these are some of the highlights from a recent conversation with one UCLA student immediately after LA lost not only the soccer championship, but also what would've been their 100th NCAA title:

- Congratulations on winning on fouls and bad reffing
- I freaking hate UCSB with the fire of a thousand suns
- I hope you guys die in a plane crash on the way back
- Rot in hell you cheating bastards
- There is a section in law 12 that states yellow cards can be awarded for frequent
repetition of fouls
- But the referee seems content to suck off your entire team
- Enjoy your victory sans sportsmanship
- It epitomizes UCSB