Apparently, either we are still in kindergarten or academic institutions enjoy dragging on the pointless physical fitness tests only athletes have grown to love.

Recently, SUAthletics.com launched a new sports promo, announcing the male and female athletes of the week. Star senior football cornerback Dowayne Davis and junior volleyball setter April Quigley got gold stars this week for their stellar performances on the field.

Forget performance on the field, it's all about how they rank performance wise in the shack. Let's hope the gold stars reflect their bedside manner.