Even though teenage pregnancy is so five minutes ago, Gov. Sarah Palin, John McCain's running mate, announced that her 17-year-old daughter is five months pregnant.

This does not bode well for the Republican presidential campaign...not that anyone really hears much about that campaign what with Obama spreading hope and all.  In the extremely critical eye of American society, a teenage pregnancy could lead to the loss of on-the-fence voters, not to mention extreme amounts of judgement being passed.

As a creepy coincidence, Gov. Palin gave birth to a baby boy in April.  Said baby's aunt/uncle will be his same age.

Following this announcement, I'm sure the rest of the GOP's national convention will be a great time.