Fantasies make the life of the college student go round--especially when they involve dangerous, taboo on-campus sex.

But what happens when fantasy becomes reality? Just ask the now infamous foursome of Chem 1179. That's right: this past weekend, a foursome (combination of genders unknown) got it on in one of the most loathesome classrooms on campus--but it quickly became a five-some when the janitor came by for nightly rounds.

The locks on Chem 1179 are being changed as a result, so if you want to try some wacked out, awkward positions in tight spaces, you'll have to hook it up with one of the RAs in a San Nic single.