The “college visit” movie is hard to pull off (see the monstrosity that was College Road Trip).
 

But yet another contender is throwing its hat in the ring, and it’s simply titled College.
 

The movie, which follows three high school students' wild weekend visit to a local campus, premieres this Friday. Watch the trailer below:

The preview includes such scintillating quotes as, “This is insane. This is college,” “The visit will last a weekend but the memories will last a lifetime,” and “Best. Weekend. Ever.”
 

The high schoolers crash a frat party and that’s considered the best weekend ever? Clearly these kids have not checked out Radar magazine's latest installment in College Week. For a truly “insane,” “memories-will-last-a-lifetime” (if you remember at all), “best weekend ever,” make your way through Radar’s 10 Best College Parties:
 

1. Drag Ball: Oberlin College
 

2. Full Moon on the Quad: Stanford University
 

3. Lothlorian Food Orgy: UC Berkeley
 

4. Mifflin Street Block Party: University of Wisconsin-Madison
 

5. Easter Keg Hunt: Hampshire College
 

6. 4/20: UC Santa Cruz
 

7. World’s Largest Outdoor Cocktail party: University of Florida and University of Georgia
 

8. Halloween: UC Santa Barbara
 

9. Testicle Festival: Montana State University-Bozeman
 

10. Naked Party: Yale
 

You haven’t truly lived until you’ve gotten wasted, stripped and then tasted a bull testicle.
 

Now that’s college.